Tower of Screen Punching

What is Tower of Screen Punching, you ask? They are our savior. They are our god. Every stud, forged from the depths of the underworld. Every part, made from the heavens high above. In blinding light, we behold our most true, our most beloved foundation. But, what is life? Why do we live? Why must such a traumatizing fate lie before us? The tower knows. The tower knows all. Heaven and Hell have given us the most righteous objective of all time. You may say it was right there in front of our face. Some have seen its forthcoming long ago. We present to you a matter beyond time and space, beyond life and the universe itself. Many have tried. Few have ascended. It is, in fact, the most joyous gift of all just to be within its presence, is it not? For we, the people, are merely specks scattered around on a rock in a vast universe we call home. This tower is bigger than all that. We should, if not must, worship the mere existence of this phenomenon. The chance, I must say, the tiny possibility of its existence is what makes me whole. It makes us all whole. It fills the outrageous gap in our society, it fills the outrageous gap in the universe. For this anomaly, that has blessed us with its presence, stands above all in the universe. We shall worship it to the end of time, and then again. Amen.